Top Ten Signs You’re Poor

10. Trips to Walmart are special occasions

9, Frustrated by the fact paper plates tend to fall apart after three washings

8. Credit score is a skull and crossbones

7. Employer pays you with prepaid debit cards

6. You have groceries on layaway

5. You’ve never driven a car younger than you are

4. Thanksgiving dinner is ramen with gravy

3. “Swimming pool” is truck bed lined with plastic

2. Can only afford store brand brown mustard and not Grey Poupon

1. Fire department could not put out house fire because it was parked in front of the hydrant

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