Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is Not Going To Work Out

10. Keeps trying to saw through bars on bedroom window with dental floss

9. No longer bothers throwing the good china during arguments

8. Only seems to want to spend time with spouse anymore

7. Not impressed with how you rip off 30-year-old joke ideas from David Letterman

6. Too busy with fourth grade

5. Every time the ad asks “what would you do for a Klondike bar,” sneers “Not YOU!”

4. Insists on wearing “Star Trek” uniform to meet your parents

3. Bitterly disagree on best Ninja Turtle

2. Keep waking up to them standing over you, breathing hard and muttering while holding pillow

1. When making sex tape, only lets you film

Advertisements

One thought on “Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is Not Going To Work Out

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s