Top Ten Signs You Need To Get Out More

10. Layer of moss on skin growing itchy

9. You are on a first-name basis with Facebook moderators

8. You spend hours picking out the perfect desk chair

7. Most social interaction involves emoticons

6. Have pattern on ceiling above bed memorized

5. Have forgotten how to ride a bicycle

4. No longer sure how you feel about the concept of a “Sun”

3. Local Domino’s calls to check on you if you go more than three days without ordering

2. Jehovah’s Witnesses avoid your house because they don’t want to get drawn in to long conversation

1. When asked to specify next of kin, list TV character

More on social isolation: http://www.goodtherapy.org/therapy-for-isolation.html

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