Top Ten Least Popular Bucket List Items

10. Beard of cockroaches

9. Eat entire jar of mayonnaise in one sitting

8. Solve the Reimann Hypothesis

7. Understand the Reimann Hypothesis

6. Invent bulletproof blankets for ultimate blanket fort

5. Write self-insert erotic “My Little Pony” fanfiction

4. Fill terabyte hard drive with porn

3. Genetically modify a rat to taste like birthday cake for pet snake’s birthday

2. Invent time machine so you can moon Mr. Rogers

1. Bring back the mullet

 

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