Top Ten Signs You Are Paying Too Much For Car Insurance (Brought to you by GEICO)

10. When car is in the shop, policy rents you a Ferrari

9. Services not endorsed by talking reptiles

8. You’re debating dropping full coverage on your 1984 Civic

7. “Car Insurance” paying local drug dealer to shoo away car thieves

6. Add an extra twenty dollars to payments with the request “bring back Erin.”

5. Are not as happy as camel promised

4. Payments made to “Hound Dog” or else broken kneecaps

3. Can’t find all-white color theme store where Flo works

2. Agent keeps flipping out about the 273 speeding tickets

1. Don’t own a car

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