10. Shittles Laxative Candies
9. Snortable Metamucil
8. “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Meth!” Brand Cold Medicine
7. Enhance-a-flu
6. Kellogg’s Arthritis Pain Pop-Tarts
5. Mountain Dew X-treem-Chug Carbonated Vitamin Supplement
4. Preparations A through G
3. Bayer Inject-able Aspirin
2. DryQuil
1. “Toss Your Cookies” brand Ipecac Cookies