Top Ten Rejected Over-The-Counter Medications

10. Shittles Laxative Candies

9. Snortable Metamucil

8. “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Meth!” Brand Cold Medicine

7. Enhance-a-flu

6. Kellogg’s Arthritis Pain Pop-Tarts

5. Mountain Dew X-treem-Chug Carbonated Vitamin Supplement

4. Preparations A through G

3. Bayer Inject-able Aspirin

2. DryQuil

1. “Toss Your Cookies” brand Ipecac Cookies